January 2009
24 posts
cursive - the casualty
have you ever heard a song...
can't resist a man in a tie.
douche bags need not apply.
dirtydee:
WANTED: a guy, 6’0+, down to earth, loves bowling, drama free, heavily tattooed, greaser a plus, 22+ years old and preferably can fuck like a champ. please call/email [amylgarza@gmail.com] ASAP! xoxo
proper diction.
something me and diana love to use quite often. for instance:
ay yo bitch = hello doll
get me some wauta = im so excited to see you
hey-o = brett michaels?
im not trying ta date chu babay = im not even gonna try…
i wig = i wish
i weave = me too.
- so there is just a little insight into the wonderful world of the wifeys. dictionary in the works. release date unknow but i’ll keep...
can never get enough
“you’re money baby”
“time flies when you’re young and jerking off.”
making the band!
dirtydee:
back on feb.12th. im hella excited. totally my guilty pleasure. haha
omg you cannot begin to imagine how exciting this just made my day.
BHAHA
wasteofpaint:
The Postal Service- Clark Gable
...
jeff mangum-engine
aim convo's w/the wifey are always interesting.
DEE: oh, i have to tell you what ***** told me
DEE: totally caught me off guard.
DEE: he IM's me with: i want to motorboat your buttcheeks!
DEE: and i dont know what to say so i panic for a second and write back. "go for it"
ME: according to the sexual dictionary it is also called analinctus
ME: haha
ME: i dont even know what to say to that
ME: im actually speechless for once in my life
DEE: then he writes back the most outrageous thing a guy has ever told me.
ME: omg im not ready...
ME: ok im ready
ME: haha
DEE: he said AND i quote " i might have to tounge dart your butthole while i'm at it"
DEE: bahahahahahaha
ME: BHAHAHAHAHAH
DEE: im so not joking, i couldnt make this shit up
ME: omg i totally just choked right now
DEE: haha
ME: tounge DART? really now. omg he is some kind of freak, you and him would have some good times haha
DEE: im kind of scared. i think he might be a little too much, but i def. have to test drive. bahaha
ME: i think its a must
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Watch“just tilt your head and the problem is fixed”
home...?
so i know the saying is; “home is where the heart is”, but i dont really know exactly where that is anymore. me and diana were in the car today and we got to talking about home, and to me palmdale has always been home. its the only place ive ever known as home. i was born there, raised there, and the two closest friends i have are still there. but now its changing even more than i...
back to the future?
i realized that when you think of someone you used to know its hard to imagine what they would be like in the present time. there is guy that i grew up with and every time i hear the wifey mention his name i go straight back to thrid grade. its like and insane mind/time warp. insanity. so the wifey knows him in the present and she went to his house and he has a fort made of blankets in his room....
“i cant believe i let mike put it in me for so long. ew. bahahaha.”
– wifey its stuff like this that makes my life complete.
